In a perfect world, every day would be Sunday.
There would be bottomless cups of strong brewed coffee and mellow conversation, but only after the first cup of coffee. It’s a perfect world, not insanity.
There would be no need for alarm clocks or alarm apps on our phones.
Our wardrobe choice would be pajamas or pajamas, and they would truly be one-size-fits-all, and made of the most comfortable yet stylish material.
And no one would look the least bit fat, no matter how much bacon we ate;